Friday, August 28, 2009

The Friday morning groan

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

 

 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband standing around with a fly swatter.

 

"What are you doing?" she asked.

 

"Hunting flies" he responded.

 

"Oh! Killed any?" she asked.

 

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.

 

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

 

He responded,"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”     

 

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